Mildly Smart. Mostly Moronic. Always Premium.

Welcome to Mildly Moronic, New York’s go-to for pre-rolls so good they might make you forget where you left your lighter. Our 5 pack 1 gram joints, available in both non-infused and bubble hash-infused varieties—are expertly rolled for premium flavor and maximum “what was I just talking about?” moments. Whether you’re pondering the meaning of life or just the meaning of leftovers, we’re here to make your next smoke session one to remember. Forget the fluff, grab a joint, and let’s get mildly moronic.