We’re excited to introduce Mildly Moronic, the newest brand from Veterans Choice Creations. Built on premium quality and a playful approach, Mildly Moronic brings you expertly rolled 5-pack 1-gram pre-rolls. Available in both non-infused and bubble hash-infused varieties, these pre-rolls provide the perfect blend of flavor, potency, and relaxation. Whether you’re winding down after a long day or enjoying a casual smoke, Mildly Moronic is here to make every session memorable.
The infused pre-rolls are enhanced with bubble hash, a concentrated form of cannabis made by isolating trichomes (the resin glands) using ice water and agitation. This process increases potency while preserving natural flavor. Non-infused pre-rolls deliver the same high-quality flower and effects but offer a lighter, more straightforward experience without the added intensity of bubble hash.
Super Lemon Mimosa (SLM)
This balanced hybrid has a lemon-forward flavor profile with sweet citrus notes and subtle herbal undertones. Infused pre-rolls contain 13% bubble hash, delivering a THC content of 32% for euphoric, creative effects that transition into a calming relaxation. Non-infused SLM offers the same uplifting effects but with a more gentle potency.
Trop Cherry
This sativa-dominant hybrid combines juicy tangerine and cherry flavors with a herbal twist. The infused version, with 13% bubble hash and 29% THC, provides uplifting and functional effects that are great for productivity or casual socializing. Non-infused Trop Cherry gives a smoother high, while still maintaining the energizing and focused vibe.
Apple Fritter
This hybrid features sweet apple pastry flavors mixed with earthy cheese undertones. Infused pre-rolls, with 13% bubble hash and 30% THC, deliver a euphoric lift followed by cozy relaxation, ideal for unwinding at the end of the day. Non-infused Apple Fritter offers the same relaxing effects with a lighter, more approachable potency.
Mildly Moronic takes pre-rolls to the next level, combining expertly rolled joints with premium flower and, for infused options, the potent power of bubble hash. Whether you’re a seasoned smoker or new to cannabis, this brand has something to offer for every type of sesh.
Ready to embrace your mildly moronic side?
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